Total Medals Earned: 134 (From 33 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,960 Points
Medals Earned: 3/7 (30/95 points)
get at least 1400 love points
get at least 1400 social life points
get at least 1400 career points
get at least 1400 hobbies points
get at least 14 combos
get a 23x multiplier for any aspect of life
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/4 (105/255 points)
Life after death
Defeat the final boss.
Replay the game.
Finish the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)
Get killed by a zombie.
Get killed by an alien.
Get killed by a robot.
Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Unlock all weapons.
Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Play through every stage.
Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smileborg
Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
Kill ZOMG
Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Play through a stage on real man difficulty.
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Medals Earned: 5/8 (75/155 points)
Beat Island Beast
Get all 4 spells
Beat Canyon Beast
Defeat Demon Beast
Defeat all 3 knights
Beat game without getting the axe and without getting any spells
Level up everything to level 8
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/405 points)
Finish the Tutorial
Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Fall a long time for your ancestors
Slide a HELLA long time!
Save yourself from falling ten times
Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet all the previous contestants
Earn all Platinums on Medium
Earn all Platinums on Hard
Medals Earned: 5/13 (80/335 points)
Beat the first world
Kill everyone in level 7
Barely reach the exit
Own every gun
Stay close to the worm
It's a secret!
Don't tell anyone!
Beat the second world
Beat the third world
Beat the boss
Buy the SUPERTHING
Collect all the coins
Beat the worm levels and secret level without using the acid-walk boots
Medals Earned: 2/7 (55/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the badass way.
Break out the legal way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Medals Earned: 3/10 (45/500 points)
Lose a life on the stakes.
Die electrocuted
Achieve 30,000 points
Lose a life on the second level.
Achieve 50,000 points
Finish all 25 levels
Finish level 19 without using the visibility item.
Finish all 25 levels using only your first three lives.
Achieve 75,000 points
Find the invisible medal somewhere in the game
